Well folks it is officially on ... Yep I have exactly six months to transform into de Uber Front Line Hoe. Well I know that she in there, under all that jelly, just rearing to come out and I ready to expose her to de world . Talking about jelly , no good fitness regime could work without a DIET . Yep the good old diet ,but eh eh yuh ever notice that the first three words of diet is DIE . Yes papa and that is exactly what I'm going to do over this six months . I think that de diet well be the hardest part of this whole shit yes .
So de very first year with tribe(yeah way back in '05) , I find meh self doing de Atkins . Now that was pressahhhhhhhh. I doh eat meat , so was only veges in my arse all day and night . Doh even start about de no sugar , look how I nearly dead . I is a tru English lady , I have to have meh tea at all times . Yuh know nah tea is meh "cure all" . Ah headache : Tea , ah belly pain : Tea , nara :Tea, ah bounce toe : Tea , ah get ah C in Organic Chemistry : yep you guessed it Tea tea tea ....and let me tell you tea without sugar does taste like shit . But I had to do what I had to do . All I was seeing was that 14 lbs yuh suppose to lose in de first two weeks on de Atkins . Well to make a long story short.... If I lost 7lbs , I did lose plenty . Yep after all that shit I lose about 5lbs , so not me and that shit again . No sir re ....
Well I really thinking about this diet thing now . Cause I don't know what to do . I wish I could have gone home for three months like one of the Little Misses . Cause I sure she eating all that good food and not gaining a pound(actually she lose like 9) . Yep ah Trini diet is de bess diet yes . Or like one of de other Little Misses said a TABANCA will work just as well . Yep she say if she man break up with her at de end of de year ,by carnival she will be straight .... But that cant work for me because , I have to first find ah man and then try to like him enough, so when he break up with me I could get ah Tabanca . But that is way to much work , so I might as well diet, because to find a cutie in DC , is like trying to get yuh goody bag from a certain "down de island band " wink , wink .....
So I have to think about this long and hard . I think I 'll go on ah mango chow diet . Yep eat some chow for breakfast , eat some for lunch , then more chow for a snack and last but not least some crix and a cup of tea for dinner . I bound to lose weight , but the only thing mango real expensive in whole foods dread . And I might get fed up of de mango , or meh bamsee might start to burn meh from all that pepper in all de chow I go be eating ....... This shit have meh stumped yes , lemme know if allyuh have any suggestions . I going and drink a cup of dandelion tea (it suppose help yuh get rid of de water weight . ) Oh and do 75 lunges while I'm at it .So I gone with that one .....................
9 comments:
bwahahahaha...great post! Umm... yuh need other nutrients than mango chow missy!! AND when are you plannin to join me for spin? I plan to go to the class this evening. Also, I think you should join me on Wednesday evening for the kick boxing class. It starts at 6....
YES MADAME...you know de mango chow diet eh going to cut it...When I get back I will share wid you the secrets of LE CHATEAU...you when be indoctrinated into a way of eating that has been around for hundreds of years...have no fear..i coming back soon....yes but we have de bikini bootcamp food to eat so you won't have to starve gyul
hahahahahaha le chateau ... i tell yuh i cant wait to hear about that nah
for the past two years i been stressing losing weight for mas. every year i fail miserably. but if im in trinidad a week before carnival monday, eating trini food for a week will cause me to lose about a good five pounds and trust i eat like a pig when im in trinidad. only this year i need to lose more than five pounds so its pressure for real
Girl i hear you . every year i'v put the bar so high and i've never reached it . However this year i'm determined to do what is needed to look HELLA GOOD .. LOL
That mango diet sounds iteresting but i ain't to sure bout de bamsee bunin side effects, stick tou ya crix and tea and nothin after seven. I done give up my twice a week BLT on a toasted bagel (big sacrifice) so anything is possible. Picture that jouvet outfit and keeep up dem lunges.
after 7 cant work during de semester cause i would not be able to eat in class so after class it will have to be .... But we will see some thing have to give and that something is de fat and de rolls
well gyul..take dis from de library queen..who live dey until 11pmish or so mon-thurs..yuh could still eat after 7...as a matter of act after 10 and eh pack on de pounds...doh worry the secrets of LE CHATEAU ...will soon be yours
Oh the suspense is killing me ....... I 'm dieing agrhhhhhhhh
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