Aye Aye Look who decided to grace you with dey presence ..... Well I know I have some boffs in order, cause I really eff up with de posts and dem, and you know I could give you some good excuses (cause I love to make dem), but I can only come up with one or two shitty ones so I would not even fool my arse. On a lighter note ... ... It is time to take flight people ....De big band done come and launch , yep you ent see wrong is launch dey launch already .......So yuh know what that mean Pressure ,Stress ,Panic and Anxiety all rolled up in one. Eh !!!!!!! yuh asking why? Cause Carnival is almost here and just like last year I ent ready.... Talking about last year I was ah mess ,ah big shitty mess. The operative word here being big. After all these plans for ah hot body: Calorie Counting, Cardio Hoops ,Purge, Tabanca nothing ent work (well de Tabanca work after I came back ,cause I had a serious Carnival Tabanca and suga withdrawal....but that was after de fact ). And it really seemed like Patrice sang that song just for me, cause " I was feeling slack, ah feeling Real Slack" ...... Meh legs was slack, meh arms was slack and leh we ent even go dey with de belly ......But some how I pulled it off and still looked simi decent in meh pics ...... So with all that said I need to have a cohesive plan for 09....... Cause I have some bigger fish to fry this time around .
So de theme for this year big band is 'Birds of ah Feather ". Yes papa oui lovely, skimpy, seductive, sensuous , sexi birds. Is de Caged Canary , de African Love Bird, de Kisskidee, de Honey Creepper, de Parrot . But lemme tell yuh de one bird I ent see in de line up is " Big Bird"....Nope Big Bird ent there in de line up and I ent intend to fill in fuh him as a" Big bird individual" at all at all . So I taking in front before in front take me (and by that I mean de belly ) So is nuff brain storming cause I coming up with some good plans for this so called body this year. Cause really and truly I ent want to look common, as in a Common Fowl. They will have plenty of those Common Fowls on the road this year. Nope let me be a Dominica Chicken with all attitude and pomp .... Nah I have to soar cause come February I ent going to be a flight less bird . Yuh know nah like dem Dodo's and dem Ostrich (well i ent mind de ostrich cause they have legs for days ) but yuh catch meh drift ...... So as I said before I taking in front before it take meh.And with dat said I 'm off to de gym with ah Red Bull in hand .......Cause I hear dat Red Bull does give yuh wings and come 2K9 I looking to Flyyyyyyyyy......
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"But lemme tell yuh de one bird I ent see in de line up is " Big Bird"....Nope Big Bird ent there in de line up and I ent intend to fill in fuh him at all at all"
hahaha i love it. Too true indeed. Time to get my running shoes...
yes chick ...This year we starting early O'clock cause We will not be looking like No Common Fowls on de road in 2k9..... lol
oh lawd, i eh even half as prepared as you and i have bout 3 weeks left b4 notting hill carnival.... forget big bird, i gonna look like a damn frizzle fowl with jiggly bits lmao.
Carnival Virgin aka Frizzle Fowl
Marie D x
Well I know I might be a tall bird,but a damn sexy tall bird with long legs.I agree with you totally. I am trying to tightened up the middle section . I know about big bird but no "fat bird". If the bird fat, how d'hell it taking off to fly?.So we working it out to make sure we can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy in 2009 !
well tall bird .....long legs is a must but tone long legs that is ... So yuh better start from now cause before you know it ...The season will be upon us and as I said before we have to look like Peacocks not damn clean neck chickens ...lol
FEEL MA PAIN,,FEEL MA PAIN,,,I'm sitting here in Bim,,picking up my cropover costume tomorrow and agonizing,,yes agonizing over how I yo-yo'd up and down the past few months trying to shape up,,,its a viscious cycle,,I do it every year for trini and now i've added the same stress to my trip to Bim,,when will it end *looking down at my gut*,,,I cant blame having two kids on being outta shape, cause my belly seemed nice and flat with a 3 pack just last month,(damn mcdonalds fries and stress with work and school is a bad combo, an who tell dem open a Thai restaurant 5 mins from meh house, I Panang Curry'd my way back up a good few pounds in 2 weeks),,sigh,,,ANYWAY i'll neva give up,,with this blog there is new hope for trini carnival,,Loving it,,keep folks like me motivated so we can all take "flight" looking hot for trini carn 09!!!!!
lmao! loving it!
great post! Yep...I intend to be de biggest loser for carnival next year...! We won't be lookin or feelin slack nex year at all!!
LMAO----how about Jello Fowl? Is a serious ting dread...yo'yo in...ah loss meh Bally's membership...and so ah in a mild panick - not dat I went when i had it!! Keep it rollin amiga...we should meet once a mth to compare fowl-status!! de shame alone will keep we in line!!
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