Me here ! Well it was suggested that I broaden my horizons and write about things other than Carnival. I must admit that I was a tad bit confused. Why was I confused you ask, because really and truly that was a very simple suggestion. However, I was still ah little perplexed and allyuh know I ent no dunce even though my high school was at the bottom of a hill. It is just that I never knew things existed outside of the realm of the Greatest Show on Earth. Listen nah ever since I can remember I have lived for this thing called Carnival. Like allyuh forget that I was born on ah J'ouvert morning, 1978 to be exact and every body was wining to Soca Jam by Calypso Rose. Yep I was born on that faithful morning at home, in the front room ( I guess that is why I so frontish. ) Anyways I came early and if I can remember (I know that I can't really remember, but I just saying ) that the thumping of the bass and the distant calling of the steel pan made me realize that even though it was nice and comfee where I was, I was missing out on some real pace. That was the signal that it was time for me to go out and get on bad, bad, bad . So from my very first breath I was in de mix, de Carnival mix ,de bacchanal mix. So allyuh doh worry about me and my fixation . Yuh hear !!!
Well I was watching this awesome local show on Gayelle, called The Box (check it out nah it rhel entertaining ) and the topic at hand was Bikini mas versus Traditional mas. Eh heh, well allyuh done know my POV on that topic. If I have to tie up meh tuttuts with some grocery bag string and wrap it around meh belly and then drape it on meh back like ah halter, is Bikini mas all day , all de way. Anywho, so during the show they came up some good points about why a few of us should cease and desist when it comes to wearing ah two piece. And I must say that it had a year when I should have worn a crocus bag as opposed to ah two piece . Yeah I putting it out there cause I name woman s0 I am admitting that I was a little obzokki that year. However, it may have been bad, but it was not that bad eh so ketch allyuh falling self . Plus I think that it should be up to the individual to make a well thought out and cohesive plan of action when it comes to donning ah two piece, as opposed to ah one piece or a non piece.
So I suggest taking a good minute or 60 to ask yuh self, better yet ask yuh mirror ; Mirror, mirror on the wall should I be wearing ah two piece if any costume at all ?? And be honest with your self eh cause you have a witness. But then again some of allyuh hadda be cokee eye, because I cannot see how allyuh could look in ah mirror and see what me and the rest of the band seeing and still decide on ah two piece. Well I guess since yuh eye cokee that mean that yuh seeing bend as oppose to straight, allyuh good yes. And like meh Tantee used to say just because it come in sizes start over and extended doh mean it is for you mampee, sorry dey is mampee I type, I meant madame. Hmmmmm like I cross eye too.
Some of you may say that I am being a sizest and I am, and so what is ah free country right ? De same way yuh could sear the image of you and all yuh ropey belly in my eyes, is de same way I can put on my shades and address de issue at hand. So here are a few pointers that should help you make the best choice when it comes to Bikini and Traditional mas. And remember correct is always right.
** If somebody have to ask yuh what section and band yuh playing in because yuh belly build a habitat over yuh privates, check Mc Farlane for a costume .
** If yuh find people keep asking yuh if yuh does sell fowl, because yuh cage bra looking like ah fowl coop made out of chicken wire, check Mc Farlane for a costume .
** If yuh find that when people come around yuh they acting like if it having an eclipse, cause yuh blocking out de sun with your girth , check Mc Farlane for a costume .
** Last but not least, if when yuh go to pick up yuh costume they give yuh four boxes : one for yuh panty , one for yuh bra, one for yuh belt and one just because. Yuh know what to do, Check Mc Farlane for a costume.
Anyways I gone with that one. Since I have to go and break down this shed I have been building on my private (s) land for these past few years .
Laters ...
Well I was watching this awesome local show on Gayelle, called The Box (check it out nah it rhel entertaining ) and the topic at hand was Bikini mas versus Traditional mas. Eh heh, well allyuh done know my POV on that topic. If I have to tie up meh tuttuts with some grocery bag string and wrap it around meh belly and then drape it on meh back like ah halter, is Bikini mas all day , all de way. Anywho, so during the show they came up some good points about why a few of us should cease and desist when it comes to wearing ah two piece. And I must say that it had a year when I should have worn a crocus bag as opposed to ah two piece . Yeah I putting it out there cause I name woman s0 I am admitting that I was a little obzokki that year. However, it may have been bad, but it was not that bad eh so ketch allyuh falling self . Plus I think that it should be up to the individual to make a well thought out and cohesive plan of action when it comes to donning ah two piece, as opposed to ah one piece or a non piece.
So I suggest taking a good minute or 60 to ask yuh self, better yet ask yuh mirror ; Mirror, mirror on the wall should I be wearing ah two piece if any costume at all ?? And be honest with your self eh cause you have a witness. But then again some of allyuh hadda be cokee eye, because I cannot see how allyuh could look in ah mirror and see what me and the rest of the band seeing and still decide on ah two piece. Well I guess since yuh eye cokee that mean that yuh seeing bend as oppose to straight, allyuh good yes. And like meh Tantee used to say just because it come in sizes start over and extended doh mean it is for you mampee, sorry dey is mampee I type, I meant madame. Hmmmmm like I cross eye too.
Some of you may say that I am being a sizest and I am, and so what is ah free country right ? De same way yuh could sear the image of you and all yuh ropey belly in my eyes, is de same way I can put on my shades and address de issue at hand. So here are a few pointers that should help you make the best choice when it comes to Bikini and Traditional mas. And remember correct is always right.
** If somebody have to ask yuh what section and band yuh playing in because yuh belly build a habitat over yuh privates, check Mc Farlane for a costume .
** If yuh find people keep asking yuh if yuh does sell fowl, because yuh cage bra looking like ah fowl coop made out of chicken wire, check Mc Farlane for a costume .
** If yuh find that when people come around yuh they acting like if it having an eclipse, cause yuh blocking out de sun with your girth , check Mc Farlane for a costume .
** Last but not least, if when yuh go to pick up yuh costume they give yuh four boxes : one for yuh panty , one for yuh bra, one for yuh belt and one just because. Yuh know what to do, Check Mc Farlane for a costume.
Anyways I gone with that one. Since I have to go and break down this shed I have been building on my private (s) land for these past few years .
Laters ...
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